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May 29th, 2005
02:44 pm
Your Birthdate: December 31 |
Your birthday suggests that you are a good organizer and manager, an energetic and dependable worker; attributes often showing success in the business world.
Serious and sincere, you have the patience and determination necessary to accomplish a great deal.
Your approach can be original, but often rigid and stubborn.
Sensitivity may be present, but feeling are likely to be repressed.
You are good with detail and insist on accuracy, but at times scatter energies.
You're a practical thinker, but not without imagination.
You love travel and don't like to live alone.
You should probably marry early, for responsibility is necessary for your stability. |
| You Were Actually Born Under: | Popular and crafty, you are a master at the art of seduction. You are intelligent and intuitive - and make a savvy businessperson. You live life to the fullest, even if it means maxing out your credit cards. Many people are secretly (and hopelessly) in love with you.
You are most compatible with a Rooster or Ox. | | You Should Have Been Born Under: |  You are solid, methodical, and you do things right the first time. Even when no one else does, you always believe in yourself. You tend to see the world in black and white, right or wrong. A good memory and eye for details means you tend to thrive at near impossible tasks.
You are most compatible with a Snake or Rooster. |
Star Wars Horoscope for Capricorn |
You have a ton of ambition and inexhaustible desire to reach your goals. You are very loyal, going to great lengths to help someone out. You are a very social unit, winning the hearts of many with your cute personality.
Star wars character you are most like: R2D2 |
What You Really Think Of Your Friends
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Lois is your soulmate. |
| You truly love John. |
| You consider Gaby your true friend. |
| You know that Tyra is always thinking of you. |
| You'll remember Gary for the rest of your life. |
| You secretly think Gabs Mom is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times. |
| You secretly think that Johns Mom is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker. |
| You secretly think that Gaby is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Gaby changes lovers faster than underwear. |
| You secretly think Garys Mom is shy and nonconfrontational. And that Garys Mom has a hidden internet romance. |
Your Deadly Sins
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Lust: 60%
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Wrath: 40%
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Greed: 20%
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Sloth: 20%
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Envy: 0%
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Gluttony: 0%
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Pride: 0%
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Chance You'll Go to Hell: 20%
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You'll die from overexertion. *wink* |
The Keys to Your Heart
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You are attracted to good manners and elegance. |
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved. |
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. |
You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. |
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. |
Your risk of cheating is 100%. You are not suited for a monogamous relationship. |
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. |
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. |
Your #1 Match: ENFP
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The Inspirer
You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends. You are also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules. Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives. You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're qutie the storyteller!
You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist. |
Your #2 Match: ENTP
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The Visionary
You are charming, outgoing, friendly. You make a good first impression. You possess good negotiating skills and can convince anyone of anything. Happy to be the center of attention, you love to tell stories and show off. You're very clever, but not disciplined enough to do well in structured environments.
You would make a great entrpreneur, marketing executive, or actor. |
Your #3 Match: INFP
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The Idealist
You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world. Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships. It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close. But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop.
You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist. |
Your #4 Match: INTP
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The Thinker
You are analytical and logical - and on a quest to learn everything you can. Smart and complex, you always love a new intellectual challenge. Your biggest pet peeve is people who slow you down with trivial chit chat. A quiet maverick, you tend to ignore rules and authority whenever you feel like it.
You would make an excellent mathematician, programmer, or professor. |
Your #5 Match: ENFJ
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The Giver
You strive to maintain harmony in relationships, and usually succeed. Articulate and enthusiastic, you are good at making personal connections. Sometimes you idealize relationships too much - and end up being let down. You find the most energy and comfort in social situations ... where you shine.
You would make a good writer, human resources director, or psychologist. |
Your Linguistic Profile:
| 40% General American English | 40% Yankee | 20% Dixie | 0% Midwestern | 0% Upper Midwestern |
You Are 50% Normal
(Somewhat Normal)
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While some of your behavior is quite normal...
Other things you do are downright strange
You've got a little of your freak going on
But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself |
You Are 50% Normal
(Somewhat Normal)
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While some of your behavior is quite normal...
Other things you do are downright strange
You've got a little of your freak going on
But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself |
You Are 50% Normal
(Somewhat Normal)
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While some of your behavior is quite normal...
Other things you do are downright strange
You've got a little of your freak going on
But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself |
| JARROD |
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Joyous |
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Ambitious |
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Refreshing |
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Refreshing |
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Old |
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Dignified |
Current Mood: bored Current Music: bored
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May 22nd, 2005
01:44 pm
Current Mood: drained Current Music: fresh fellas
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May 9th, 2005
11:31 pm - lust Lust is like constant wind, blowing chills all over my tender skin, I long for a hand to arouse my warmth, to excite and inflame my deprived body, my heart throbs at the thought of coition, my hand yearns to be entwined with another, my mind is stalked by curvaceous figures, my toes curl at the sight of voluptuous lips, my knees ache at the thought of a woman, my consciousness, my world is thrown into ectasy with a glance at a breast, I long for someone to come into my world.
by, me Current Mood: hot Current Music: come into my world
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April 30th, 2005
07:26 pm Video provided by TopVideoCodes.com
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April 19th, 2005
09:22 pm HEY PEOPLES I JUST GOT HOME AND TOOK AN AMAZING SHOWER AND I FEEL GREAT.
I THINK MY NASTY SIDE IS TAKING OVER ONCE MORE AND I THINK IM LETING IT.
I FEEL THIS CRAZY VIBE GENERATING FROM MY BODY AND IT FEELS SO GOOD.
I THINK I SOULD GO TO SLEEP BEFORE I DO SOMETHING IM NOT SOT SUPPOSED TO.
JARROD
P.S. I HAVE TO ASK SOMEONE OUT TOMMOROW IM SO HORNY.
"Touch Of My Hand"
I’m not ashamed of the things that I dream
I find myself flirting with the verge of obscene
Into the unknown, I will be bold
I’m going to places I can be out of control
And I don’t want to explain tonight
All the things I’ve tried to hide
I shut myself out from the world so I
Can draw the blinds and I’ll teach myself to fly
I love myself
It’s not a sin
I can’t control what’s happenin’
‘Cause I just discovered
Imagination’s taking over
Another day without a lover
The more I come to understand
The touch of my hand
From the small of my back and the arch of my feet
Lately I’ve been noticin’ the beautiful me
I’m all in my skin and I’m not gonna wait
I’m into myself in the most precious way
And I don’t want to explain tonight
All the things I’ve tried to hide
I shut myself out from the world so I
Can draw the blinds and I’ll teach myself to fly
‘Cause I just discovered
Imagination’s taking over
Another day without a lover
The more I come to understand
The touch of my hand
There’s a world undefined
In my body and mind
I won’t be left behind
I’m already here
‘Cause I just discovered
Imagination’s taking over
Another day without a lover
The more I come to understand
The touch of my hand
‘Cause I just discovered
Imagination’s taking over
Another day without a lover
The more I come to understand
The touch of my hand Current Mood: HORNY Current Music: TOUCH OF MY HAND
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April 17th, 2005
08:35 pm
Current Mood: energetic
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07:07 pm HELLO I GOT A HAIRCUT AND I AM STRANGELY FOND OF IT. ANY WAYS I TOOK SOME TIME TO THINK AND RELAX AND WHAT SEEM TO CONTINUOUSLY CROSS MY MIND IS THE STRANGE THINGS PEOPLE DONT CARE ABOUT. LIKE HOW YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER YOUR LIFE OR OVER YOUR BODY. ALSO THE QUESTION OF IS THERE A HIGHER PERSON OR GREATER BEING. IF THERE'S A HEAVEN OR HELL. DO PEOPLE LIVE AND THEN JUST DIE WITH NO AFTER LIFE. WHAT IS A AFTER LIFE. STUFF THAT JUST CONFUSES YOU EVEN MORE. BUT I FEEL GOOD BECAUSE ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I JUST THOUGHT TO MYSELF.
If God had a name, what would it be And would you call it to His face If you were faced with Him in all His glory What would you ask if you had just one question Yeah, yeah, God is great Yeah, yeah, God is good Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah What if God was one of us Just a slob like one of us Just a stranger on the bus Trying to make His way home If God had a face, what would it look like And would you want to see If seeing meant that you would have to believe In things like Heaven and in Jesus and the Saints And all the Prophets and... Yeah, yeah, God is great Yeah, yeah, God is good Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah What if God was one of us Just a slob like one of us Just a stranger on the bus Trying to make His way home Tryin' to make His way home Back up to Heaven all alone Nobody callin' on the phone 'Cept for the Pope maybe in Rome Yeah, yeah, God is great Yeah, yeah, God is good Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah What if God was one of us Just a slob like one of us Just a stranger on the bus Trying to make His way home Just tryin' to make his way home Like a holy rolling stone Back up to Heaven all alone Just tryin' to make his way home Nobody callin' on the phone 'Cept for the Pope maybe in Rome Current Mood: peaceful Current Music: WHAT IF GOD WAS ONE OF US
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April 10th, 2005
02:56 pm I FEEL AMAZING IN THE MOST SEXUAL WAY EVEN MORE SO THAN USUAL. I have these urges too bad
im grounded someone could have gotten lucky.
Come over here
All you got is this moment
The twenty-first century's yesterday
You can care all you want
Everybody does yeah that's okay
So slide over here
And give me a moment
Your moves are so raw
I've got to let you know
I've got to let you know
You're one of my kind
I need you tonight
'cause I'm not sleeping
There's something about you girl
That makes me sweat
How do you feel
I'm lonely
What do you think
Can't take it all
Whatcha gonna do
Gonna live my Current Mood: rejuvenated Current Music: i need you tonight
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April 3rd, 2005
01:26 pm GABY 'S PARTY FOR JOANE WAS A FULL SUCESS. I HAD AN AMAZING TIME.
THE GROUP HASN'T BEEN TOGETHER LIKE THAT IN MONTHS IT FELT GOOD.
ALSO I FINALLY GOT TO ME VICTORIA WHAT A SEXY BITCH. ISABELLA WAS
LOOKING HOT AS USUAL.
, JARROD
I'LL MISS JOANE FOREVER SHE'S MY HOR
Current Mood: ecstatic Current Music: RED RED WINE
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April 2nd, 2005
March 28th, 2005
08:55 pm TODAY WAS THE RETURN OF SCHOOL. IT WAS AN OK DAY I SOMEWHAT HAD FUN.
JOSH CAME TO VISIT THAT WAS EXCITING. I GOT TO SEE MY LOVELY FRIEND LOIS
WHO I THINK IS FEELING MUCH BETTER. ALSO I TALKED TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
GIRL IN THE WORLD GABY WHICH SEEMED MUCH BETTER TOO.
ANY HOW I FEEL BORED WHICH IS SOMETHING NEW TO ME.SO I GUESS I HAVE TO DO
SOME THINGS A BIT DIFFERENTLY NOW AND PUSH A COUPLE OF VEXING PEOPLE
OUT OF MY LIFE DONT MEAN TO SOUND SHALLOW BUT IM TIRED OF FAKE PEOPLE
THEIR GETTING ON MY NERVES.
I NEED TO GO OUT WITH SOMEBODY IM BORED. HOPE I CAN FIND SOMEONE WHO
CAN KEEP UP!
JARROD
P.S. I LOVE ISABELLA
Current Mood: indescribable Current Music: TOUCH OF MY HAND
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February 28th, 2005
10:35 pm FOR SOME STRANGE REASON OUT OF THE MIST OF NOWHERE I FEEL A VOID WITH IN MYSELF. A VOID OF ENDLESS SOLITUDE THAT NEEDS TO BE FILLED.FILLED WITH ATTENTION,LOVE,AND CERTAINTY.I FEEL AS IF THE WORLD IS MOVING WITH OUT ME AND IM STANDING STILL. NOT EVOLVING JUST STANDING DORMINT.I'VE TOLD MYSELF TO WAIT FOR TIME TO BRING THE ONE TO FEEL MY VOID BUT TIME HAS BETRAYED ME SO I MUST GO THROUGH TRIBULATIONS TO FIND LOVE MYSELF . Current Mood: indescribable Current Music: EXISTENTIALISM ON PROM NIGHT
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January 30th, 2005
09:56 pm Lately i've been overcame by outragous sexual hormones and emotions.
I can't seem to control myself I just wan't everybody lately.My body
is taking over my mind and its driving me crazy.I long for wildness
and sex.I feel as im about to explode.I think I need to be locked in my
room until I calm myself down.
,LOVE,SEX,AND NAUGHTINESS.
Current Mood: naughty Current Music: I TOUCH MYSELF
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November 21st, 2004
10:53 pm FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS I HAVE CONSTANTLY BEEN LOST WITHIN
MY OWN THOUGHTS.BUT WHAT GETS ME THE MOST IS THAT I DONT
REALLY KNOW WHAT MY THOUGHTS ARE.I JUST KINDA DONT KNOW
WHAT IM THINKING OR WHAT I WANT AND IT BURDENS ME BECAUSE
I FEEL SO CONFUSED.I FEEL THIS EMPTY SPACE WITHIN MYSELF AND I
DONT KNOW HOW TO FEEL THE VOID AND ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY.I
DONT KNOW IS IT THAT I FEEL ALONE AND IM JUST NOT ADMITING TO
IT.BECAUSE I NEVER FEEL LONELY BECAUSE I ALWAYS HAVE SOMEONE.
ITS NOT LIKE I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH FINDING A PERSON TO GO OUT
WITH OR HAVE PROBLEMS MAKING FRIENDS.MAYBE I SHOULD JUST
GIVE IT TIME,SINCE ONLY TIME CAN TELL WHAT IT REALLY IS.
Current Mood: confused
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October 22nd, 2004
07:20 pm Today I went to the tailgate party and FOOTBALL GAME.I had an amazing time just hanging out with John and Cooper.Also I got a chance to hang with Peanut[Daniel] and sam which was interesting.I didn't pay much attention to the game John and I just walked around and kept using corny pickup lines on who ever we saw.I felt a little lonely because Lois wasn't there and I couldn't stop thinking about her, but as usual I could count on John to keep me company.I made so many new friends that I was almost overwhelmed.Also I told someone a huge secret a secret that I haven't even told John which I tell him everything ,but I'll tell him in time. Current Mood: ecstatic
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October 21st, 2004
10:30 pm Today I was a little pissed off because I had to wear my Rotc uniform and I was hot as hell. I felt kinda better when I talked to john because he made me laugh ,but besides that I was pretty sour the whole day. But when I went to lunch and saw Lois I just felt so much better she really makes me smile. I know I may not be the best boyfriend now because im a little distant because im still getting use to the fact that im dating my best friend. Also because im afraid of moving to fast like in my other relationships which last about three good days. I just want me and lois to take everything nice and slow.I hope everything works out between us because im really getting attached to her.
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